So whilst listening to my favourite podcast - The Kevin and Bean Show from KROQ - I was informed of this fantastic site.
This guy, Bradley, runs a website called idump4u.com. The dump-er fills in an online form to say why they're wanting to break up with their partner and provide all their details. Bradley then rings the dump-ee, to dump them for the dump-er. Bradley records most of the calls to prove what an asshole either the dump-er is or the dump-ee must be.
I think this is a perfect example. I love this one.
Fantastic.
So boys and girls if you need someone to dump someone for you, for a small fee, Bradley will do it for you.
Since I'm currently job hunting, I wonder if he's hiring...
Prices are as follows taken straight off idump4u.com...
ReplyDelete$10 Basic Breakup- We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.
$25 Engagement Breakoff - Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiance/fiancee, we recommend you do however.
$50 Divorce Call- Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc .. but we can do it for you as well.
I love how he does this with just such a casual tone, Its pure hilarity. He is pretty smart for coming up with it.
ReplyDeleteHaha awesome! Welcome to the blog world Ruth :D
ReplyDeleteThanks Jess :]
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